OMG   =    Oh My God
OMFG  =    Oh My Fucking God
GL HF   =    Good Luck Have Fun
GG    =    Good Game
BG    =    Bad Game
PP    =    Perfect Play
BP    =    Bad Play
LoL   =    Laughing Out Loud/Lots of Laugh
LuH    =    Ler Ut Høyt
ROFL   =    Rolling On the Floor Laughing
ROFLMAO    =    Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
1337   =    Leet/Elite
SIF     =    As If
FFS    =    For Fucking Sake
n00b   =    Newbie
g33k   =    Geek/Nerd
Exp    =    Expansion/Experience
WTF    =    What The Fuck
STFU   =    Shut The Fuck Up
RTFM    =    Read Teh Fucking Manual
FU     =    Fuck You
FOAD   =    Fuck Off And Die
Iaf     =     I alle fall
IMO    =    In My Opinion
IMHO    =    In My Humble Opinion
FUBAR  =    Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
w00t   =    What?
BTW    =    By The Way
OK     =    Okay
BB     =    Bye Bye
PLZ    =    Please
k      =    1000/tusen (ex. 2k = 2000)
f.x    =    For example/for eksempel
BBS    =    Be Back Soon
BRB    =    Be Right Back
AFK    =    Away From Keyboard/A Free Kill (CS)
ASAP   =    As Soon As Possible
PokéMon=    Pocket Monster (popular Japanese, irritating, kiddy_game
GTA    =    Grand Theft Auto (English for car_thefting/Very Popular FPS)
CS     =    Counter-Strike (popular FPS)
HL     =    Half-Life (popular FPS)
WC     =    WarCraft (popular RPG)
SC     =    StarCraft (Popular Strategy Game)
FPS    =    First Person Shooter/Frames Per Second
RPG    =    Role Play Game
RTS    =    Real Time Strategy
LIC    =    Like I Care
pH00n  =    Fun
Etc.   =    Et Cetera
Liek   =    Like
pwnd   =    Owned (Owned is when j00 r0xx0r 4 n00b)
R0xx0R =    Rocks
H4xx0R =    Hacker/Hack
B0xx0R =    Computer
Suxx0r =    Sucks
Luxx0r =    Lucky
j00    =    You
d00d   =    Dude
ASL    =    Age Sex Location (Sex means gender, j00 pH00kin perv)
AOL    =    America OnLine
SOL    =    Scandinavian OnLine
MSN    =    MicroSoft Networks
IRC    =    Internet Relay Chat
ICQ    =    I Seek You
PnP    =    Plug N Play
P2P    =    Peer 2 Peer
PHP    =    Pre HyperText Processor
HTML   =    Hyper Text Markup Language
HTTP   =    Hyper Text Transfer Protocol
FTP    =    File Transfer Protocol
JS     =    JavaScript
ASP    =    Active Server Pages
CSS    =    Cascading Style Sheet
WWW    =    World Wide Web
URL    =    Universal Resource Locator
AGP    =    Advanced Graphicks Port
PCI    =    Periferical Components Interconnect
MPEG   =    Moving Picture Experts Group
MP3    =    MPEG Layer 3
WAW    =    Wawe
MIDI   =    Musical Instrument Digital Interface
AVI    =    Audio-Video Interleave
SVCD   =    Super Video Compact Disc
CD     =    Compact Disc
DVD    =    Digital Versatile Disc/Digital Video Disc
VHS    =    Video Home System
VCR    =    Video Cassette Recorder
MC     =    Music Cassette/MotorCycle
LP     =    Long Playing record
EP     =    Extended Playing record
S&M    =    Sado Masochism
BD     =    Bondage
IMAP   =    Internet Message Access Protocol
SMTP   =    Simple Mail Transfer Protocol
POP(3) =    Post Office Protocol
CMOS   =    Complementary Metal Oxide Semoconductor
PSU    =    Power Supply Unit
HDD    =    Hard Disc Drive
FDD    =    Floppy Disc Drive
CD-ROM =    Compact Disc-Read Only Memory
CD-R   =    Compact Disc-Record
CD-RW  =    Compact Disc-ReWriteable
IDE    =    Integrated Drive Electronics
ATA    =    Advanced Technology Attachment
S-ATA  =    Serial-Advanced Technology Attachment
BIOS   =    Basic Input/Output System
CPU    =    Central Processing Unit
ASCII  =    American Standard Code for Information Interchange
BASH   =    Bourne Again Shell
PERL   =    Practical Extraction and Report Language
CGI    =    Computer Generated Images + Computer Graphics Interface
CMD    =    Circuit Mode Data
UNIX   =    UNiplex Information and Computing System
Linux  =    Linus Torvalds Unix/Linux Is Not UniX
GNU    =    GNU's Not Unix
FreeBSD=    Free Berkeley Software Distrubution
USB    =    Universal Serial Bus
1394   =    FireWire
404    =    File Not Found/InterNet Error Code
Opera  =    Norwegian Internet Browser. (Just as Mozilla FireFox, Internet Explorer, Netscape Navigator etc)
P.S    =    Plural Suffix(/Oops-we-forgot-to-say-this-too)
PS     =    PlayStation
SEGA   =    Service Games
GC     =    GameCube
NES    =    Nintendo Entertainment System
SNES   =    Super Nintendo Entertainment System
N64    =    Nintendo 64
GB     =    GameBoy
GBP    =    GameBoy Pocket
GBC    =    GameBoy Color
GBA    =    GameBoy Advanced
PDA    =    Personal Digital Assistent
PC     =    Personal Computer
C64    =    Commodore 64
COM    =    Component Object Model
SCSI   =    Small Computer System Interface
RPM    =    Rounds per Minute
LPT    =    Line PrinTer
MSDOS=  Microsoft Disk Operating System
QDOS =   Quick and Dirty Operating System
DOS    =    Disk Operating System
OS     =    Operating System (f.x Macintosh, Windows, Linux...)
MAC    =    Media Acces Control/Apple Macintosh
TCP    =    Transmission Control Protocol
IP     =    InterNet Protocol
ISP    =    InterNet Service Provider
ISDN   =    Integrated Services Digital Network
ADSL   =    Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line
SDSL   =    Symmetric Digital Subscriber Line
VDSL   =    Very High-Rate Digital Subscriber Line
LAN    =    Local Area Network
wLAN   =    Wireless Local Area Network
WAN    =    Wide Area Network
RAM    =    Random Access Memory
ROM    =    Read Only Memory
ID     =    Identification
FBI    =    Federal Bureau of Investigation
CIA    =    Central Intelligence Agency
NSA    =    National Security Agency
NRA    =    National Rifle Association
NWO    =    New World Order
KKK    =    Ku Klux Klan
NWA    =    Niggers With Attitude
WCW    =    World Championship Wrestling
WWF    =    World Wrestling Federation
WWE    =    World Wrestling Entertainment
KGB    =    Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti (Committee for State Security, The Russian NSA)
PD     =    Police Department
NY     =    New York
LA     =    Los Angeles
LV     =    Las Vegas
SF     =    San Fransisco
LC     =    Liberty City (GTA)
VC     =    Vice City (GTA)
SA     =    San Andreas (GTA)/Steinar Andersen
SV     =    Svar/Sjur Vaage
RE     =    Reply
FWD    =    Forward
RW     =    ReWind
WC     =    Water Closet
TP     =    Trivial Pursuit
TPcable=    TradePack/TwinPort-Cable
GPS    =    Global Positioning System
GPRS   =    General Packet Radio System/General Packet Radio Services
WAP    =    Wireless Application Protocol
GSM    =    Global System for Mobile communication
FAQ    =    Frequently Asked Questions
IR     =    InfraRed
SUV    =    Sports Utility Vehicle
ATV    =    All Terrain Vehicle
4WD    =    Four Wheel Drive
AWD    =    All Wheel Drive
AWP    =    Sniper Rifle used in CS
Deagle =    Desert Eagle (Hand Gun used CS)
AK47   =    Avtomat Kalishtov 47 (rifle used in CS)
MSI    =    MicroStar International
WD     =    Western Digital
LCD    =    Liquid Crystal Display
CRT    =    Cathode Ray Tube
JOS    =    Jens of Sweden
B      =    Byte
KB     =    KiloByte
MB     =    MegaByte
GB     =    GigaByte
TB     =    TeraByte
b      =    Bit
Hz     =    Hertz
RAID   =    Redundant Array of Independent Discs
GM     =    General Motors
GMC    =    General Motors Company
HiFi   =    High Fidelity
SciFi  =    Science Fiction
EDORAM =    Extended Data Output Random Access Memory
SDRAM  =    Synchronous Dynamic Random Access Memory
DDRRAM =    Double Data Rate Random Access Memory
RDRAM  =    Rambus Dynamic Random Access Memory
DRAM   =    Dynamic Random Access Memory
SMS    =    Short Message System
MMS    =    Multimedia Message System
SOS    =    Save Our Souls
DPI    =    Dots Per Inch
DNA    =    DeoxyriboNucleic Acid/Den Norske Amerikalinje
RNA    =    RiboNucleic Acid
EDB    =    Elektronisk DataBehandling
ØNH    =    Øre Nese Hals
EKG/ECG=    Electrocardiogram
FAT    =    File Allocation Table
NTFS   =    New Technology File System
ISA    =    Industry Standard Architecture bus
IT     =    Informasjonsteknologi
IKT    =    Informasjon Kommunikasjon Teknologi
IBM    =    International Business Machines
JPEG   =    Joint Photographic Expterts Group
GIF    =    Graphics Interchange Format
BMP    =    Bitmap
PNG    =    Portable Network Graphics
TIFF   =    Tag Image File Format
VB     =    Visual Basic
PDF    =    Portable Document Format
RA     =    Real Audio
RV     =    Real Video
WMA    =    Windows Media Audio
WMv    =    Windows Media Video
VGA    =    Video Graphics Array
DMA    =    Direct Memory Access
WinME  =    Windows Millenium Edition
WinNT  =    Windows New Technology
Win98SE=    Windows 98 Second Edition
Win2k  =    Windows 2000
WinXP  =    Windows Expansion(WinCP)
NB!    =    NotaBene
O.L    =    Og Lignende
E.L    =    Eller Lignende
O.A    =    Og Andre
Mvh.   =    Med Venlig Hilsen
ELNS   =    Eller Noe Sånt
Evt.   =    Eventuelt
Moh.   =    Meter Over Havet
Muh.   =    Meter Under Havet
VGS    =    Videregående Skole
US     =    Ungdomsskole
BS     =    Barneskole
EØS    =    Europeisk Økonomisk Samarbeid
EU    =    Europeisk Union
EF    =    Europeisk Forbund
FN    =    Forente Nasjoner
UN    =    United Nations
USA    =    United States of America
USSR   =    United States of Soviet Republic
DDR    =    Dance Dance Revolution/Deutche Democratic Republic
TV     =    Television
FM     =    F M
AM     =    A M
LW     =    Low Wave
MW     =    Medium Wave
HW     =    High Wawe/HardWare
BSB    =    BackStreet Boys
WASP   =    We Are Satans People
Co     =    Company
Ltd    =    Limited
AS     =    Aksjeselskap
MF     =    Motorferje
MS     =    Motorseiler/Multiple Sclerosis/Miss
DSS    =    Dampskibsselskapet
HMSS   =    Her Majesty's Secret Service
CT     =    Counter-Terrorist
T      =    Terrorist
SWAT   =    Special Weapons And Tactics/Swedish Walk About Theatre
CP     =    Cerebral Parece
DB     =    Data Base
Sol.   =    Solitaire
Exe    =    Executable
Zip    =    Zigzag In-Line Package/Zone Improvement Plan
3COM   =    3 Computer, Communications and Compability
NFL    =    National Football League
NBA    =    National Basket Association
WNBA   =    Womens National Basket Association
NSL    =    National Soccer League
NHL    =    National Hockey League
PGA    =    Professional Golf Association
PL     =    Premier League
CL     =    Champions League
UEFA   =    United European Football Association
FA     =    Football Association
FIFA   =    Fédération Internationale de Football Association
286    =    80286 (microprocessor)
386    =    80386 (microprocessor)
486    =    80486 (microprocessor)
Amp    =    Amplifier
IE     =    Internet Explorer/In Example
osv    =    Og Så Videre
t.o.m. =    Til Og Med
f.o.m. =    Fra Og Med
VW     =    VolksWagen
HIV    =    Human Immunodeficiency Virus
AIDS   =    Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome
SARS   =    Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome
sr     =    Senior
jr     =    junior
frk    =    frøken
hr     =    herr
mrs    =    Mississ
mr     =    Mister
ESP    =    Extra Sensory Perception
UFO    =    Unidentified Flying Object
BBC    =    British Broadcasting Channel
NRK    =    Norsk RiksKringkasting
NBC    =    National Broadcasting Channel
CNN    =    Central News Network
ABC    =    Australian Broadcasting Company/Alfa Beta Charlie
BMX    =    Bicycle Motorcross
SMX    =    Super Motard
RMX    =    Racing Motard
DMX    =    Digital Multiplex
W      =    Watt
v      =    Volt
A      =    Ampere
Lx     =    Lux
"      =    Inches/Tommer
'      =    Feet/Fot
m      =    Meter
l      =    Liter
g      =    gram
milli  =    Milliondel
centi  =    Hundredel
desi   =    Tidel
deka   =    Ti
hekto  =    Hundre
kilo   =    Tusen
Tonn   =    Million
   <TASTATURET>
Esc    =    Escape
Ctrl   =    Control
Alt    =    Alternative
Alt Gr =    Alternative Graphics
Tab    =    Tabulator
Caps   =    Caps Lock/Capitals Lock
Num    =    Num Lock/Number Lock
Scroll =    Scroll Lock
Prt Scr=    Print Screen
Sys Rq =    System Requirements
Ins    =    Insert
Del    =    Delete
Pg Up  =    Page Up
Pg Dn  =    Page Down
|      =    Pipe
§      =    Paragraph
!      =    Utropstegn
"      =    Gåseøyne/Hermetegn/Anførselstegn
@      =    Att/Alfakrøll/Krøllalfa
#      =    Firkant/Nummer
£      =    Pundtegn
¤      =    Sol
$      =    Dollartegn
%      =    Percent/Prosent
&      =    And/Og
/      =    Slash
{      =    PHParentes
(      =    Parentes
[      =    Klammeparentes
)      =    Parentes slutt
]      =    Klammeparentes slutt
}      =    PHParentes slutt
=      =    Er lik
?      =    Question Mark/Spørsmålstegn
+      =    Plus/Pluss
\      =    Backslash
^      =    Kinahatt
¨      =    Tødler
~      =    Tilde
*      =    Asterisk
'      =    Apostrof
-      =    Minus/Bindestrek
_      =    Underscore/Understrek
.      =    Period/Punktum
:      =    Colon/Kolon
,      =    Comma/Komma
;      =    Semi-Colon/Semi-Kolon
µ      =    Nano
€      =    Euro
<      =    Spissparentes (Brukes i koding)
>      =    Spissparentes slutt (Brukes i koding)
   </TASTATURET>
   <FONETISK_ALFABET>
A     =     ALFA
B     =     BRAVO
C     =     CHARLIE
D     =     DELTA
E     =     ECHO
F     =     FoxTrot
G     =     Golf
H     =     Hotel
I     =     India
J     =     Juliet
K     =     Kilo
L     =     Lima
M     =     Mike
N     =     November
O     =     Oscar
P     =     Papa
Q     =     Quebec
R     =     Romeo
S     =     Sierra
T     =     Tango
U     =     Uniform
V     =     Victor
W     =     Whisky
X     =     X-Ray
Y     =     Yankee
Z     =     Zulu
Æ     =     Ægir
Ø     =     Ødis
Å     =     Åse
   </FONETISK_ALFABET>
   <MORSE_ALFABET>
A     =     .-
B     =     -...
C     =     -.-.
D     =     -..
E     =     .
F     =     ..-.
G     =     --.
H     =     ....
I     =     ..
J     =     .---
K     =     -.-
L     =     .-..
M     =     --
N     =     -.
O     =     ---
P     =     .--.
Q     =     --.-
R     =     .-.
S     =     ...
T     =     -
U     =     ..-
V     =     ...-
W     =     .--
X     =     -..-
Y     =     -.--
Z     =     --.-
1     =     .----
2     =     ..---
3     =     ...--
4     =     ....-
5     =     .....
6     =     -....
7     =     --...
8     =     ---..
9     =     ----.
0     =     -----
?     =     ..--..
/     =     -..-.
=     =     -...-
   </MORSE_ALFABET>
   <Periodic_Table>
001 - H   -  Hydrogen
002 - He - Helium
003 - Li  - Lithium
004 - Be - Berylium
005 - Bo - Bor
006 - C   - Karbon
007 - N   - Nitrogen
008 - O   - Oksygen
009 - F   -  Fluor
010 - Ne - Neon
011 - Na - Natrium
012 - Mg - Magnesium
013 - Al  - Aluminium
014 - Si - Silisium
015 - P  -  Fosfor
016 - S  -  Svovel
017 - Cl - Klor
018 - Ar - Argon
019 - K  -  Kalium
020 - Ca - Kalsium
021 - Sc - Scandium
022 - Ti - Titan
023 - V  - Vanadium
024 - Cr - Krom
025 - Mn - Mangan
026 - Fe - Jern
027 - Co - Kobolt
028 - Ni - Nikkel
029 - Cu - Kobber
030 - Zn - Sink
031 - Ga - Galium
032 - Ge - Germanium
033 - As - Arsen
034 - Se - Selen
035 - Br - Brom
036 - Kr - Krypton
037 - Rb - Rubidium
038 - Sr - Strontium
039 - Y  - Yttrium
040 - Zr -  Zirkonium
041 - Nb - Niob
042 - Mo - Molybden
043 - Tc - Technetium
044 - Ru - Ruthenium
045 - Rh - Rhodium
046 - Pd - Palladium
047 - Ag - Sølv
048 - Cd - Kadmium
049 - In - Indium
050 - Sn - Tinn
051 - Sb - Antimon
052 - Te - Tellur
053 - I    - Jod
054 - Xe - Xenon
055 - Cs - Celsium
056 - Ba - Barium
057 - La - Lantan
058 - Ce - Cerium
059 - Pr - Praseodym
060 - Nd - Neodym
061 - Pm - Promethium
062 - Sm - Samarium
063 - Eu - Europium
064 - Gd - Gadolinium
065 - Tb - Terbium
066 - Dy - Dysprosium
067 - Ho - Holmium
068 - Er - Erbium
069 - Tm - Thulium
070 - Yb - Ytterbium
071 - Lu - Lutetium
072 - Hf - Hafnium
073 - Ta - Tantal
074 - W  - Wolfram
075 - Re - Rhenium
076 - Os - Osmium
077 - Ir  - Iridium
078 - Pt - Platina
079 - Au - Gull
080 - Hg - Kvikksølv
081 - Tl - Thalium
082 - Pb - Bly
083 - Bi - Vismut
084 - Po - Polonium
085 - At - Astat
086 - Rn - Radon
087 - Fr - Francium
088 - Ra - Radium
089 - Ac - Actinium
090 - Th - Thorium
091 - Pa - Protactinium
092 - U   - Uran
093 - Np - Neptunium
094 - Pu - Plutonium
095 - Am - Americium
096 - Cm - Curium
097 - Bk - Berkelium
098 - Cf - Californium
099 - Es - Einsteinium
100 - Fm - Fermium
101 - Md - Mendelevium
102 - No - Nobelium
103 - Lr  - Lawrencium
104 - Rf  - Rutherfordium
105 - Ha - Hahnium
106 - Sg - Seaborgium
107 - Ns - Nielsbohrium
108 - Hs - Hassium
109 - Mt - Meitnerium
110 - Uun - Ununnilium
111 - Uuu - Unununium
112 - Uub - Ununbiium
   </Periodic_Table>
H2O = Vann/Aqua
CO2 = Karbondioksyd/Kullsyre
CO = Karbonmonoksyd
N2O = Nitrogendioksyd 
NO = Nitrogenmonoksyd
NaCl = Salt/Koksalt
thnx  =     Takk
NP    =     No Problem/Nemi Problemi/Nemo Problemo
WB    =     Welcome Back
SOB   =     Son Of a Bitch
VG    =     Verdens Gang
ST    =     Sør-Trøndelag/Sommerfjøsekra Tidende
DN    =     Dagens Næringsliv
AA    =     Anonyme Alkoholikere
NN    =     Anonym
NUSSE =     Norsk Universell Siffermaskin Selvstyrt Elektronisk
EMMA  =     Elektronisk Matematikk-regnemaskin
APLF  =     Allmennpraktiserende Legers Forening
Dr    =     Doktor
FMST  =     Fylkesmannen i Sør-Trøndelag
FMSHA =     Fylkesmannens Sosial og Helse-Avdeling
FL    =     Fylkeslege
TKL   =     Total Kvalitets Ledelse
YAHOO =     Yet Another Hierarchically Officious Oracle
Y2K   =     Year 2000
Y/N   =     Yes/No
YTD   =     Year To Date
BC    =     Before Christ
AD    =     After Death
WTC   =     Wu-Tang Clan/World Trade Center
RH    =     Ringenes Herre
LOTR  =     Lord Of The Rings
FOTR  =     Fellowship Of The Rings
TTT   =     The Two Towers
ROTK  =     Return Of The King
JRRT  =     John Ronald Reuel Tolkien