A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe
rolling a joint. The rabbit said, " Giraffe, don`t do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest. "
The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit. They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The rabbit said, " Elephant, don`t do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest. "
The elephant looked at them, looked at his razor blad and mirror, tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The rabbit said, " Lion, don`t do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest. "
The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and starts to beat up the rabbit.
Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, " Lion, why are you doing this? He was trying to help you. "
The lion answered, " This little fucker? He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot ever time he`s on ecstasy "